Bluffer's Guide to Tennis: Instant Wit and Wisdom PDF


Bluffer's Guide to Tennis: Instant Wit and Wisdom Know what to say, what not to say, what to do on a court should you make the mistake of being seen on one, and what excuses to make if you can t lay a racquet head on a ball Never again confuse topspin with a slice, or a squash shot with a tweener Bask in the admiration of your fellow tennis players as you pronounce confidently on the merits of the windshield wiper, the reverse forehand and the run around Above all, know exactly how to hold your own against the sort of tennis nerd who probably emerged from the womb reading a copy of Inner Tennis And never wear a headband DO SAY I was trying out an extreme version of the extreme Hawaiian and something just went ping in my wrist Never been the same since DON T SAY You CANNOT be seriousyou guys are the absolute pits of the world



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